Binky's Wit & Wisdom

When it was that

time of the month,

Binky could

bite your head off

and eat a Twinkie

at the same time.

click below to hear "Twinkie-Lee" by Gary Walker

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

I am only

as strong as 

the martinis

I drink

&

the hairspray

I use.

click below to hear "Midnight & Martinis" by Emma Bunton

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

BECAUSE

CHOCOLATE 

DOESN'T

LEAVE

A WET SPOT.

click below to hear "Wet Dream" by Vanity 6

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

World Peace,

Multiple Orgasms,

and

Fancy Dark Chocolate,

in that order

click below to hear "Chocolate" by Kylie Minogue

Jackson Lake Inmates

May my devastating winter blues

finally give way to my
debilitating spring allergies.


What does attention seeking and
looking for love have in common?  Everything.
Enter our misbehaving, attention seeker.
we see that when attention seeking is the goal,
the thinking goes like this:
I count only when I am being noticed....
when I am noticed, I belong.
So what do we do?  We ignore the negative 
behavior if possible.
 If it can't be ignored, we deal with 
it in a measured, unexcited way....
we don't feed into the drama.  
We give lots of attention for
positive behaviors.  We give attention 
unexpectedly. Unexpected attention is kudos 
received when we're not even
trying for it....it says we are special just 
because we are. We don't have to do 
anything to be loved. 
We don't have to have to be bad or good. 
We just need to be. 
Parody Mary

click below to hear "Attention Seeker" by Livele

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

Oh Darling, when you said

small gifts I thought you were

going to unzip your pants.

click below to hear "Puppy Song" by Mary Hopkin

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

 I'd love for us to hang out and
catch up, Once I'm absolutely
sure I'm doing better than you.

click below to hear "Much Better Off Than I've Ever Been"
by Ruby & the Romantics

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

Poor people want health care.

Why would poor people want to live longer?

click below to hear "Poor Folks Town" by Dolly Parton