Thursday, December 30, 2010

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

GORGEOUS!
( I says to myself.)

click below to hear "Looking Good, Feeling Gorgeous) by Ru Paul


lyrics
woke up this morning, it’s a brighter day
i looked in the mirror, saw a new face
cause i got myself together, steppin’ in time
everything’s better, this day is mine

how do i look? you look good!
how do i feel? you feel good!
how do i look? you look good!
you’re looking good and feeling gorgeous

well, she walks real steady
in her high heel steppers
she got lots of style
she got lots of class

yes i’m confident and self-assured
no holdin’ back, not like before
cause i know what i want, can’t settle for less
not tryin’ to flaunt it, i just want the best
Will this be the year I become less of a
horrible, rotten, rancid bitch, shat from
the bowels of Hell?
No.

click below to hear "Relating To A Psychopath" by Macy Gray


lyrics
hot like hot wings with hot chocolate in hell
cold like in my isolation cell
in the winter
while kissing mr. freeze
take the weather man
and blow him away
love is a desert and i need it to rain
you are so good at keeping me company

you are relating to a psychopath
your role model is in therapy
you must be real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath

noah's elephants are leaving the ark in eights
during the upside of my manic depressive state
crickets sing in 3 part harmony
i try to walk away
i choke and i stumble
i'm flying back so listen close when i mumble
that you are so good at keeping me company

you are relating to a psychopath
your role model is in therapy
you must be real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath

it never adds up when you do your math
you're relating to a psychopath
yes i'm real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath

medication is slow
and it's when it kicks in
that my mind chooses to go
my feel better begins
just when i get attached
it ends
it's insane
so i remain a psycho

1 2 3 4

cartoon figures dance in my head
i said
love is butter won't you be my bread
you are so good at keeping me company

you are relating to a psychopath
your role model is in therapy
you must be real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath

it never adds up when you do your math
you're relating to a psychopath
yes i'm real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath

oh a psychopath

i am demented
my mind is bendin'
my brain is twisted
baby keep me company

you must be a psycho too
love is butter won't you be my bread
that's what i said
psychotic
psychosis
my manic depressive state is great
on the upside
it's the love side

love is butter won't you be my bread
did you hear what i said.

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

See? I told you he was straight.
Straight to the Twin Bed store.

click below to hear "Please Don't Be Gay" by Sharron Alexis

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

A Black President? Gay Marriage?
Don't Ask Don't Tell Repealed!
I hope I've got enough gas to
get back to the fifties.

click below to here "You're Driving Me Crazy (What Did I Do?)"
by Doris Day

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Binky's Quotable Quotes

How much fun
can I have
before I go to hell?

click below to hear
"You Can't Go To Heaven (If You Don't Have A Good Time)"
by Mary Kay Place

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

Fighting Crying
Guilt Booze
Happy Holidays

click below to hear "A Girl Don't Have To Drink To Have Fun"
by Wanda Jackson

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

If you combine whore and bitch,
you get witch.
Put your hat on.

click below to hear "Waking The Witch" by Kate Bush

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

If you haven't got anything nice to say
about anybody, come sit next to me.

click below to hear "Blueberry Gossip" by Ta Mara & The Seen

Friday, October 15, 2010

Sing With Little Binky


click below to hear "When We See Christ" By Binky & Little Binky

Binky's Quotable Quotes

I always wanted to be somebody, 
but now I realize I should have been more specific.
click below to hear "American Pink" a mashup of Madonna & P!nk

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

The best way to get back at an ex 
is to have sex with me.
click below to hear "She's Not Me" (Gaga Edit) by Madonna

Bink Facts

Binky Zooma very much wanted the role of The Catwoman in Batman Returns. During Pre-production she arrived at the studio in a Catwoman costume to confront the makers of the movie. She used other people scouting the studio grounds, using walkie-talkies to communicate, to track down the producers. Tim Burton hid behind his desk so as to avoid seeing her. Miss Zooma had been cast as Vicki Vale in Batman (1989) but was replaced after she broke her collarbone during filming.
click below to hear "Catwoman" by Shakespear's Sister

Sunday, October 10, 2010

tjmPAINT

click below to hear "Closet Queen" by Harrison Kennedy
taken from Queer Noises 1961-1978: From the Closet to the Charts

tjmPAINT

click below to hear "Beautiful Boyz" by CocoRosie feat Antony Hegarty

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

I'm in the mood for
a box of wine.
click below to hear "And Her Tears Flowed Like Wine" by Anita O'Day

Bink Facts

Budding new starlet Binky Zooma once said that
she and Marilyn were quite different.
This prompted Broadway columnist Hedda Hopper
to bring the two of them together for a photo shoot.
Despite Binky's view, the resulting photo 
reveals several similarities.
click below to hear "Me Against the Music" (Glee Cast Version)

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Bink Facts


click below to hear "I'm A Bad, Bad Girl" by Candye Kane

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

Bitch I'm so glad you called 
back, because when you hung
up on me, I didn't have a chance
to tell you to go fuck yourself.

click below to hear "Don't Hang Up" by The Orlons

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

I think about all the people who
were killed or disfigured during
my last attempt to quit smoking.

click below to hear "Two Cigarettes In The Dark" by k.d. lang



click below to hear "Ta Cigarette Apres L'amour" by Charles Dumont

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

 
Bitch. The next time you decide to participate
in something so horrible, you need to call me 
and see if I'm available to participate.

click below to hear "Slap A Bitch" by Macy Gray

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Friday, September 3, 2010

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

On Set With Binky - Aliens 1986

Originally the role of Ripley was to be played by Binky Zooma as Sigourney Weaver had initially been very hesitant to reprise her role as Ripley, and had rejected numerous offers from Fox Studios to do any sequels, fearing that her character would be poorly written, and a sub-par sequel could hurt the legacy of Alien (1979). However, she was so impressed by the high quality of James Cameron's script - specifically, the strong focus on Ripley, the mother-daughter bond between her character and Newt, and the incredible precision with which Cameron wrote her character, that she finally agreed to do the film. 
relegated to a minor role as one of the marines,
Binky was later to remark that during a chance 
encounter with Ms. Weaver on set she jokingly told her 
"Get Away From My Role You Bitch"
Sigourney was not amused.

click below to hear "Little Bitch (dj Binkyzooma's Aliens Mix"
by Patric & Timo

Binky's Quotable Quotes

BINKY: “What’s your name?” 
DANNY: “Danny.”
BINKY: “Well, Danny boy. I hope your deliveries
are as dependable as the other boys.”
DANNY: “I’m very dependable. You’ll see....
You want to check this, ma’am? Just to make sure?”
BINKY: “Let’s check everything, just to be sure.”
click below to hear "Special Delivery" by The Shondells

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

 
click below to hear "Crazy Little Thing Called Rehab"
by Amy Winehouse vs. Queen

Raul Malo

 
RaĂșl Francisco MartĂ­nez-Malo Jr., known professionally as RaĂșl Malo, is an American singer, songwriter, guitarist and record producer. He was the lead singer of country music band The Mavericks, having co-written many of their singles, as well as Rick Trevino's 2003 single "In My Dreams". Since the disbanding of the Mavericks in the early 2000s, Malo has pursued a solo career. He also has participated from 2001 in Los Super Seven.
With no formal training besides a handful of guitar lessons at age 9 or 10, Miami native Raul Malo has gone on to become the vocal powerhouse front man of the Grammy Award-winning alternative country band The Mavericks and more recently has achieved well-deserved critical acclaim as a solo recording artist. His 2009 album, The Lucky One, is considered by many a mini-masterpiece, yet Malo humbly insists that he’s still learning and evolving as an artist.
click below to hear "I'm Wondering" by Raul Malo & The Mavericks

click below to hear "At Last" by Raul Malo

click below to hear "Whispering in Spanish" by Raul Malo

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

I'm already half way through this
year's to do me list.
click below to hear "Do Me" by Jean Knight

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

A darling hat,
a lovely dress.
Soon to be,
a fucked up mess.

click below to hear "Poetry Cocktail" by Candye Kane

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

Listen Bitch, I'm going
to play your theme song now.
It's called DIAL TONE.

click below to hear "If A Girl Answers (Don't Hang Up)" by Vanity 6

Friday, August 20, 2010

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

My dream of being a stay at home drunk,
meant giving up my career.

click below to hear "I Got My Mojo Workin'" by Teeny Tucker

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

Your excitement over Eat, Pray, Love is 
destroying my Appetite, Faith, and Libido
click below to hear "Shut Up Now (Red Hot Chili Peppers vs. Ting Tings)

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Berlin - Sex (I'm a....)

For those of you who weren't around at the time, we assure you that the eighties were EXACTLY like this.