!!!Sherry Vine does Lady Gaga!!!

It's A Mystery!

I guess dreams really do come true.

Elizabeth Fraser - "Moses"

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies Recipe

2 cups of flour

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
Check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
Pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
In the large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar.. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
Cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
Of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
It loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves
A sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can
Find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
Over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas !

click below to hear " I'm Always Drunk In San Francisco (And I Don't Drink At All)"
by Miss Nancy Wilson

Jackson Lake Inmates

It's so exhausting
being fabulous!

click below to hear a few of the many version's of "These Boots Are Made For Walking" and "Kinky Boots"

Our Winter Love - Bill Pursell

Happy Holidays from Binkyzooma

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click below to hear "dj Binkyzooma's Kitsch 'n Sink Xmas Mix 2009



the track list:

Woodland Critters Christmas - South Park
A Baby Just Like You - John Denver
It Doesn’t Have To Be That Way - Jim Croce
Santa Claus And His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong
867-5309 / Jenny (Christmas Version) - Tommy Tutone
Church Lady Xmas - Saturday Night Live
Jesus Super Freak - Homeless For The Holidaze
Delicious Dish Xmas - Saturday Night Live
All I Want For Christmas Is You - The Motels
Dysfunctional Family Christmas - Saturday Night Live
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus - Kip Addotta
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas - Liberace
Merry Christmas - Judy Garland
Father Knows Best Xmas 1 - Father Knows Best
Chrissy The Christmas Mouse - Donald O’Connor & Debbie Reynolds
Santa Mouse - Jerry Vale
We Wish You a Merry Christmas - Spice Mice
Snoopy’s Christmas - The Royal Guardsmen
Silent Night - Fab Four
Little Drummer Boy - The Tokens
White Christmas - Elton John
Cuz It’s Christmas - Bay City Rollers
The Chanukah Song - Neil Diamond
Christmas For Everyone - Rob Halford
That Christmasy Feeling - Johnny Cash, Anne Murray & Andy Kaufman
Christmas On My Radio - Olivia Newton John
Silent Night - Phil Spector and His Artists
Holiday Greeting - Elvis Presley, The Jordanaires & Orion
May You Always - Harry Harrison

Kids Say The Darndest Things

"A steep goal i've set is to not puke at the Christmas party?"

"I hate my mother."

"Hail Satan!"

"Last year these kids came into my yard and took
my favorite jew out of my manger.
I said "WHERE IS MY BABY SAMMY DAVIS JR.!!"

"I'm really a boy."

"I think Sarah Palin is, like, totally awesome!"

"Is JonBenet one word or two?"

I'm just about to slam it into turbo-bitch.

click below to hear "Don't Stand So Close To Me / Young Girl"
by the cast of Glee

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

Back in my day, we hiked ten miles
through the snow for sex & cigarettes!

click below to hear "Growing Older, Feeling Younger" by Miss Bette Davis

Binky's Holiday Wit & Wisdom

I saw you shopping at the 99 cent store Bitch.
Don't try to wrap that shit in a box from Target.

click below to hear "Shopping" by the Pet Shop Boys from Actually

Binky's Holiday Wit & Wisdom

Since most people will be struggling this holiday season,
I've decided to take a trip somewhere fabulous
so I wont have to look at them.

click below to hear "Keep Young & Beautiful" by Annie Lennox from Diva

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

Darling I'm right in the middle of being fantastic.
Can you bother me later?

click below to hear "I'm Beautiful" by Bette Midler from Bathhouse Betty

George Michael - December Song (I Dreamed of Christmas)