Sunday, February 28, 2010

Binkyzooma Disco Rehash

Paul Parker Through The YearsPaul Parker Promo Photo from 1982Paul Parker Goateed from 2010
Paul Parker is a disco singer born in San Francisco California. His biggest success came in the eighties, when he reached #1 on the Hot Dance Music/Club Play chart twice: "Right On Target" in 1982, a rendition of Cyndi Lauper's "Time After Time" (1985), and "One Look (One Look Was Enough)" in 1987. He continued in the 1990s with a string of additional dance covers. In 2007 he began a collaboration with UTMOSIS, a San Francisco-based label, thus far producing the worldwide digital single releases "Just Hold On To Love" (2007), "Don't Stop (What You're Doin' To Me)" (2008) and "Chargin' Me Up" (2009). In 2008, he recorded a duet with the synthpop band Ganymede, "Perfect Target," which appears on the band's LP "Operation Ganymede."
Paul's first full-length album of original material in over a decade, "Take It From Me", was released 
January 26, 2010 on the UTMOSIS label
http://nonplus.desensitised.net/futurebrain/people/PaulParker.JPG
click below to hear Paul Parker's new single "Take It From Me"

'ALL OVER YOUR FACE' by CAZWELL dirty version


check out the lyrics below
Call.....

Is it all over my face?
I'm in love dancing
Is it all over my face?
I'm in love dancing

Is it all over my face?
You've caught me love dancing
Is it all over my face?
I'm in love dancing

Passed out in a shady hotel room
With a hooker faced down in the restroom
The cockroaches in hypnosis
Sippin' what's left of spilled mimosas

That hotel was so cheap
I should've brought my own sheets
He wanted it and I wanted to
What's left to do I paid for the room

I'm greasy, grimey, two-timey
Butt-sniffing animal
And if I want it I get it
I'll eat that ass like a cannibal

I don't care If you think I'm dirty
I am dirty, learn me
I masturbated till my KY faded
Unh, I'm exhausticated

It's all over your face
Tell me how does it taste?
When the lights go off
And your head goes down
Don't let a drop go to waste
Go to town now

It's all over your face
Tell me baby how does it taste?
When the lights go off
And your head goes down
Don't let a drop go to waste

Is it all over my face?
I'm in love dancing
Is it all over my face?
I'm in love dancing

Is it all over my face?
You've caught me love dancing
Is it all over my face?
I'm in love dancing

baby, its all over your face
looks like you've been eating paste
I came too close in your direction
DNA on your complextion

I dont care if you scream
My neighbors are all asleep
my thong on the floor
when i close the door
but i left open the screen

Your exact words were rock me
and so i did some bukake, dont stop me
lock your leggs in that position
ducktape on your mouth so listen

ease on out and then i want in
if you didnt why'd you flaunt it
you got me under you skin
on your skin i could come again

It's all over your face
Tell me how does it taste?
When the lights go off
And your head goes down
Don't let a drop go to waste
Put it down now

It's all over your face
Tell me baby how does it taste?
When the lights go off
And your head goes down
Don't let a drop go to waste

Is it all over my face?(its all over your face)
I'm in love dancing
Is it all over my face?(tell me how does it taste)
I'm in love dancing

Is it all over my face?(its all over your face)
You've caught me love dancing
Is it all over my face?(tell me how does it taste)
I'm in love dancing

call....my face....why'd you call me...my face...its all over my face
call...my face....my face

Cazwell feat Jonny Makeup - I Seen Beyonce

Colton Ford & Cazwell - That's Me

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

She was sure she could
make him behave.

click below to hear "The Beat Goes On" by Madonna

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

She wasn't crazy
about either one,
but she liked a
little competition.

click below to hear "Lovers by Night, Strangers by Day" by the Fleetwoods

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

I live in the
fast lane but
I'm married to
a speed bump!

click below to hear "Speedo" by the Cadillacs

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

Easy there,
Mr. Testosterone!
You can be replaced
by a zucchini.

click below to hear "Dildo" by Interactive

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Jackson Lake Inmates


One just had to admire
his deluded
self-confidence...

click below to hear "Muscles" by Diana Ross

Jackson Lake Inmates

She liked her men
fast, fun, and
fully funded!
A woman without a man
is like a neck without pain.
 
I'm so miserable
without her it's
almost like having
her here!

My wife uses the
"N" word all
the time
"NO"

click below to hear "Get ur freak on" by Missy Misdemeanor Elliot

Monday, February 22, 2010

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

My hangover lasted longer
than my resolution...
Here's a mini Binky spectacular! Binky (Sue Zooma) and "Little Binky" are one of the most bizarre "duos" in the world of Christian music. Zooma's doll-like ventriloquism acts have to be heard to be believed
(let alone the trippy Les Paul-like guitar work.)
"Join the Gospel Express" 
is waaaaaay out there.  
Be Healed!
This comes dee-rect from vinyl and sorry for the cover art,
my copy was water damaged, but then,
ya can't expect much from a 25-cent rekkid!
This was recorded during Miss Zooma's Studio 54 Obsession...
wink wink nudge nudge "cokehag"

click below to hear "Join The Gospel Express"

Jackson Lake Inmates

But ya' are Blanche ya' are!!!

click below to hear "Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte" by Patti Page

Jackson Lake Inmates

The one thing more boring than golf,
is watching Tiger Woods make a speech
about being a Muthafuckin' manwhore!

click below to hear "Buffalo Stance (Give Me A Muthufuckin' Break Beat Mix)
by Neneh Cherry

Jackson Lake Inmates

I'm comfortable enough around you now to 
let you see little snippets of 
the horrible fucking monster I really am.

click below to hear "Monster" by Fred Schneider & the Shake Society

Monday, February 15, 2010

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

You turn me on more than
my antidepressants turn me off



click below to hear "Like A Drug" by Kylie Minogue

Sunday, February 14, 2010

BinkFacts...

Back in Los Angeles, Binky found out that Fox
had offered her a role in "TeenAge Mother"
with the promise of the lead in "The Seven Year Itch"
Unfortunately she didn't get along with the director,
and was suffering from pneumonia, caught entertaining
the troops in Korea. Most critics agree that it is one
of her less successful movies and Miss Zooma
was deeply upset at its lukewarm reception.


click below to hear "I'm Not A Juvenile Delinquent" by
Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers

Binky's Wit & Wisdom


Big dinners make me drowsy...
so let's do the sex part first.

click below to hear "I Don't Want To Walk Without You, Baby" by Mindy Carson

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Happy Valentines Day from Binkyzooma

Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!

Jackson Lake Inmates

There simply must be a correlation
between quantity of chocolate purchased
and anal sex permitted
.


My true love is out there somewhere
and they can go fuck themselves
.

This Valentine's Day,
I'm going to fantasize
I had a very romantic dinner
before masturbating myself to sleep
.


click below to hear "My Funny Valentine" by Linda Ronstadt

Friday, February 5, 2010

Romance on the Set?

A Hollywood agent saw a college photo and encouraged Miss Zooma to move to Los Angeles. She did just that and made her TV acting debut on a 1969 episode of I Dream of Jeannie opposite blond beauty-of-the-moment Barbara Eden. A year later, Zooma held the distinction of appearing in the same film as two other sex symbols --Raquel Welch and Mae West. Unfortunately, the film was Myra Breckenridge, which garnered a reputation as one of the biggest cinematic train wrecks in movie history. Binky retreated to television and commercials, one of which found her opposite football great Joe Namath.

click below to hear "Hair Of Spun Gold" by Deena Webster

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Binky's Wit & Wisdom


Reality called.
I hung up.

click below to hear "Spacewalkin' the Dog" by Toni Basil

Monday, February 1, 2010