Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

If I someday finish the oppressively
comprehensive eHarmony questionnaire,
I hope it pairs me with someone like you


click below to hear "Computer Love" by Kraftwerk

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

I need some fresh air and a cigarette.

click below to hear "Love Is Like A Cigarette" by k.d. Lang

Binky's Wit & Wisdom


I Shit Glamour!!!


Click below to hear "Money Success Fame Glamour" from the Party Monster Sountrack

Monday, January 18, 2010

Dusty Springfield - You Don't Have To Say You Love Me


click below to hear the album version of "You Don't Have To Say You Love Me"
by Dusty Springfield

The Seekers - I'll never find another you (1968)



click below to hear the original version of "I'll never find another you"
by the Seekers

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

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Sunday, January 10, 2010

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

My Vaginoplasty will involve scaffolding,
hard hats and shift changes.



click below to hear "Stick it in" by Foreplay

Binky's Wit & Wisdom


I never take my phone into the bathroom.
Shitting is "ME" time.



click below to hear "Megacolon" by Fischerspooner



lyrics to Megacolon:
Moaning and a heaving on a hot sticky can
I'm craving chocolate exlax and my g.e fan
I'm tagging on the wall how I got in this jam
M.s.g money margaritas and my man
Storing up my supper coffee and my snacks
The shits piling up kinda feels like a cramp
Instant relief is what I need to ease
The megacolon that's inside of me
Nightmares of my dinner at the china doll
Thinking bout my wardrobe gonna get at the mall
T.v guide Cosmo I'm running out of mags
And I just smoked a pack of my Kool fags
Finger in my hole getting into the dig
There's cum stains in my panties and jizz in my wig
My man calls me Cherry
Think's I'm uptight
But I'm gonna blow him off cuz I'm Dyno-mite
I'm Sandra H. not Sandra D.
and my lady Y-vonne standing next to me
She said holy shit
I said yes that is it
Now our megacolon is a big big hit
Megacolon
Thinking bout my man it really makes me sick
The shit got soft steamy slick
It came out in a blast that was really foul
Forget the white clouds I need the bounty towel
I need a new life
I got to reform
I can't take my strife
In this thunderstorm
I got to be strong
I got to be brave
Don't wanna bear the title
This Toilet slave
I'm Sandra H. not Sandra Dee
With my lady Y-vonne standing next to me
We are fly white girls moving in New York City
Our rhymes aren't tough but our faces are pretty
We were hanging out in bars looking for a groom
When we met each other in the ladies room
She said holy shit
I said yes that is it
Now Megacolon is a big big hit
mega colon
Fly white girls moving in New York city
Fly white girls moving in

Saturday, January 9, 2010