Christeene - Fix my Dick

CHRISTEENE "Fix My Dick" from PJ Raval on Vimeo.

Lyrics for "Fix My Dick" (*my best guess*) Here we go. It's goooood. Come on, work it. And bring it down….town. Hetereos? Oooohhh. Get nasty. It's gooooood. Uh. Ah-ow, yeah. Bring it up now. Saddle up, boys. How many people does it take to fix my dick? Come on, sister. Sure shot* down on that pole. Crack your back while working that hole. Yeah chicky — bukka bukka. Yeah chicken. I'm a heafty girl down there. Cat scratching in a woman's world. Hell yeah. Making babies at the local fair. Who cares when I'm making my own? Ride alongside. Spread ’em real wide for me. Dip it in the honey. Dip it in the honey. Bud, get your lipstick wet on the pole while you’re working that hole from the other side My buddies are my bunkmates* selling at low rates. Mail in your rebates I'll letcha chew on my crabcakes. To hell with the first date. Just slide me the beefsteak. I need a man whose gonna win my nasty game. I need a woman whose gonna eat my dirty shame. I need baby that'll shut the fuck up when mama gets up to get down. I need a baby that’ll shut the fuck up when mama gets up to get down! Down down down down down.... Fix my dick. Fix my dick. Fix my dick. Fix my dick.... How many people does it take fo fix my dick? It aint right to cheat this dirty girl’s meat. Throw me a bone. My dog is in heat. Hump your leg now. Hump your leg now. I’ve seen a devil on a dick in San Jose. Ooh, heavy with some poppers and Beaujolais. Got a spot on the curb with my PBJs* I’m over-whack* I’m mo’ higher than Tina Fey. Can you feel me? Can you feel me? Can you feel me? Can you feel me?.... I need a man whose gonna win my nasty game. I need a woman whose gonna eat my dirty shame. I need a baby that's gonna.... I need a baby that's gonna.... I need a baby that's gonna shut the fuck up when mama gets up to get down. Fix my dick. Fix my dick. Fix my dick. Fix my dick....

The Descent - Part 2

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Binky's Wit & Wisdom

"My husband said I was disrespectful and I was thinkin'
is the bastard gonna get me a beer or what?"

click to hear "In spite of Ourselves" by John Prine & Iris Dement

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

I uh...
hired someone to
clean the pool.

click to hear "Summer Samba" by Walter Wanderly

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

"Smoking, drinking and you.
Two things I love."

click to hear "My Last Cigarette" by k.d.Lang from the album Drag

Joan Crawford: Beautiful Dirty Rich

Jackson Lake Inmates

click to hear "You're Driving Me Crazy" by Temperance Seven

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

"Sometimes I go to Walmart
and laugh at the regular people."

click below to hear "Mr Rockefeller" by Bette Midler from the album Songs For The New Depression

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

Someone suggested I be on Twitter and I said
"I'm ALREADY on
Klonopin, Thorazine and Zoloft"

click to hear "Dirty Martini Recipe" from the album Music for a Bachlorette's Pad.

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

!!!FUCK FACEBOOK!!!
Get off the fucking internet
you fucking neglectful pieces of shit!
your children are starving!
Scoop that filthy litterbox!
and clean your house it smells like shit

click hear to hear "BLAH BLAH BLAH" by Dorothy Shay

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

"I went shopping at Ross and then walked over to Macy's to take a shit."

click to hear Dorothy Shay sing "Mr. Sears And Mr. Roebuck" from the album Here's Dorothy Shay

Mindy Carson (born July 16, 1927), an American traditional pop vocalist, was heard often on radio during the 1940s and 1950s.

She was born in New York City. In 1946, still in her teens, she won an audition to the radio program, Stairway to the Stars. This gave her a chance to perform with Paul Whiteman's band and singer Martha Tilton, stars of the program. She joined the singing bandleader Harry Cool that year and made a number of recordings with him, one of which, "Rumors Are Flying," made the charts.

Although she failed to score with a chart hit recording during the next four years, she did receive much radio exposure. She was heard on Guy Lombardo's syndicated program in the late 1940s and her own variety program which began on the CBS Network in 1949. She was widely promoted as one of the guests on the November 5, 1950 premiere of NBC's The Big Show, hosted by Tallulah Bankhead.

In August 1955, she scored a hit when her recording of "Wake the Town and Tell the People" reached #13, despite the fact that the trends in popular music were moving to Rock'n'Roll and she was not a rock singer. She had only one more hit, Ivory Joe Hunter's "Since I Met You Baby" in 1957, and by 1960 she had finished her recording career.

click Here to Listen to the Lush sounds of "Baby Baby Baby" from the Album of the same name. Enjoy

Lexy & K-Paul with DATA MC - If I gave you my digits

Enjoying this duo of DJ's from Germany known as LEXY & K-PAUL. Here is a track from their album ABRAKADABRA that you should also check out in its entirety! This song is titled IF I GAVE YOU MY DIGITS and I must say I find it quite delightful, catchy and retro slick with a neon-tastic video too! Loves it!

Click here to hear the original mix...Enjoy

Madonna - Celebration

click here for a remix feat Wynter Gordon

Buyer Beware

A brand-new 37-inch Sony flat screen television for $100?
Great deal—until you take it out of the box and realize you just bought an oven door.

On Wednesday San Leandro police pulled over a man who had in his car a box containing what appeared to be an expensive 37-inch flat-screen television, but in actuality was a glass oven door cleverly disguised as a TV. The man is suspected of trying to sell the item for $100 in the parking lot of the San Lorenzo Wal-Mart.....[the oven door] had installation instructions on the back, a Best Buy price sticker for $1,949 and accompanying electric cables.

Points for trying. Full story here.

MILPF

Mike Rowe has had more jobs than you. In fact, Mike has had more jobs than anyone.

As the creator and executive producer of Discovery Channel’s Emmy-nominated series Dirty Jobs With Mike Rowe, Mike has spent years traveling the country, working as an apprentice on more than 200 jobs that most people would go out of their way to avoid. From coal mining to roustabouting, maggot farming to sheep castrating, Mike has worked in just about every industry and filmed the show in almost every state, celebrating the hard-working Americans who make civilized life possible for the rest of us.

No one is better suited to the role of good-natured guinea pig than Mike -- mainly because it’s not a role. Dirty Jobs is entirely unscripted, and Mike doesn’t cheat; he actually does the work, with a sense of humor rarely portrayed in such professions. In fact, the notion of depicting hard work as noble and fun is central to his personal mission. On Labor Day 2008, Mike launched a Web site called mikeroweWORKS.com, where skilled labor and hard work are celebrated in the hope of calling attention to the steady decline in the trades and bolstering enrollment in trade schools and technical colleges.

In addition to Dirty Jobs and his mikeroweWORKS endeavor, Mike is the voice of Deadliest Catch and the national spokesman for Ford Trucks. He has traveled extensively for Discovery Channel, hosting Shark Week in South Africa, where he field-tested a steel-mesh “shark-suit,” and Egypt Week Live, where he opened and explored newly discovered tombs in the Valley of the Golden Mummies.

Before Dirty Jobs, Mike’s resume was no less eclectic. Without any formal training, he began his career as a professional musician, faking his way into the Baltimore Opera, and earning his union card in the process. Soon thereafter, he crashed an audition for the QVC Cable Shopping Channel, where he was immediately hired to sell dubious merchandise in the middle of the night. There, he impersonated a host for nearly three years, spending most of his tenure on double-secret probation, while learning the ins and outs of live television. After that, he worked when he felt like it, narrating, writing, acting and hosting programs like Worst Case Scenario for TBS, On-Air TV for American Airlines, The Most for History Channel, No Relation for Fox and New York Expeditions for PBS.

In San Francisco, Mike is best known for his work on CBS as the host of Evening Magazine, a position he left in 2005 to begin production on Dirty Jobs. He currently lives in San Francisco, where he sometimes spends up to five days a month.

Please be Gay, Please be Gay, Please be Gay!!!

Lucy Ann Polk (born May 16, 1928) is an American jazz and big band vocalist. Polk is perhaps best known for her period with Les Brown's orchestra in the mid-fifties, a time when the band was considered to be at its best, featuring such talents as tenor saxophonist Dave Pell and trumpeter Don Fagerquist. She also sang and recorded with several other bands, including Kay Kyser's and Tommy Dorsey's. Polk won the Downbeat "Best Girl-Singer with Band" award in 1951, 1952, 1953 and 1954. She released three solo albums, only one of which has been reissued on CD, 1957's Lucky Lucy Ann. Polk performed as recently as 2005 in Playa Del Rey, California.

click to play "Sitting in the Sun" from the Album Lucky Lucy Ann

Creedance Clearwater Revival

click below to hear
"I Heard It Through the Grapevine" from Cosmos Factory 1976