"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"

 I'm about to exceed the limits

of my medication.

click below to hear "Satisfaction" by Anna Lunoe

"Binkys Folsom Fair Wit & Wisdom"

My Mouth Tastes

like I made bad

decisions last

night.

click below to hear "My Knight In Black Leather" by Bette Midler

"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"

People rarely say things that

hurt my feelings because I'm

usually thinking about myself

and not listening.

click below to hear "Make-Up" by Hardkiss

"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"

My current good mood

was brought to you by

 the good folks at

Pfizer.

click below to hear "Backfired" (1981 Disco Purrfection Version) by Debbie Harry

"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"

For my birthday this year I want something

sensible...like oven mitts! or maybe a simple

little dress for parties! Of course, then I'll need

Jewelry! but nothing expensive! keep it 

under five carats...so I don't have to 

write a long thank you note!

click below to hear "I've Got Five Dollars" by Anita O'Day

"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"

This vodka tastes a lot like I'm

not going into work tomorrow.

click below to hear "A Girl Don't Have To Drink To Have Fun" by Wanda Jackson.

"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"

I'm not sick, I'm twisted.

Sick makes it sound like

there's a cure.

click below to hear "If You Can't Cut The Mustard (Don't Want You Licking Round The Jar) by Barbara Carr

"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"

I'm like a bank! The more money you deposit...

The more interest you get!

click below to hear "Boss Ass Bitch" by Big Dipper

"Take It Off"

"Prolapse"

"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"

Once I've completely changed you,

we'll be perfect for each other.

click below to hear "Respect"(The Funky Dubstep Mix) by Aretha Franklin

"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"

I encourage my pet's debilitating

separation anxiety in order to 

boost my self-esteem.

click below to hear "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window" by Patti Page