Binky's Wit & Wisdom

I'll quit smoking the day that 

my oxygen tank explodes 

because I was smoking.

click below to hear "Just Keep Smoking"
by Laura Vane And The Vipertones

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

I'm as likely to buy a book by Casey Anthony 

as I am to hire her as a babysitter.

click below to hear "Babysitting Blues" by Albert Collins feat. Elisabeth Shue

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

You're the man I want our children 

to spend their weekends with.

click below to hear "You Better Sit Down, Kids" by Cher