Saturday, February 13, 2010

Jackson Lake Inmates

There simply must be a correlation
between quantity of chocolate purchased
and anal sex permitted
.


My true love is out there somewhere
and they can go fuck themselves
.

This Valentine's Day,
I'm going to fantasize
I had a very romantic dinner
before masturbating myself to sleep
.


click below to hear "My Funny Valentine" by Linda Ronstadt

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