Sunday, December 6, 2009

Kids Say The Darndest Things


"A steep goal i've set is to not puke at the Christmas party?"


"I hate my mother."


"Hail Satan!"


"Last year these kids came into my yard and took
my favorite jew out of my manger.

I said "WHERE IS MY BABY SAMMY DAVIS JR.!!"



"I'm really a boy."


"I think Sarah Palin is, like, totally awesome!"


"Is JonBenet one word or two?"


I'm just about to slam it into turbo-bitch.

click below to hear "Don't Stand So Close To Me / Young Girl"
by the cast of Glee

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