"A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones."
"Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended."
"I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel."
"I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my mother."
"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."
"The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him."
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."
Dorothy Shay "Television's Tough On Love" from the album "Here's Dorothy Shay"
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