Binkyzooma

Monday, March 12, 2012

Grammar is important: Capitalization

is the difference between helping your

Uncle Jack off a horse & helping your

uncle jack off a horse.

click below to hear "When White Horses Cry" by Prince vs. Laid Back

Men have two emotions,

hungry and horny.

If you see him without an erection,

make him a sandwich.

click below to hear "6', 185, 44 Chest 33 Waist" by Horny Guy

click below to hear "Emotions" by Brenda Lee

I'm not a bitch...

I just have a low

Bullshit tolerance.

click below to hear "BULLSHIT" by Ssion

Off is the general direction in which

I wish you would fuck.

click below to hear "Don't Fucking Tell Me What To Do" by Robyn

Before you diagnose yourself with

depression or low self esteem,

first make sure you are not, in fact,

just surrounded by

assholes.

click below to hear "Bullshit" by Grace Jones