Goldfrapp - Alive

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

If I 'pop' outside

for a cigarette

enough times,

I end up having

an actual work

day of about an

hour and 45

minutes.

this is just a parody

and does not refer 

to anyone living or

dead that I know.

wink wink nudge nudge.
rhymes with "ho fan"

click below to hear "I'm Down To My Last Cigarette" by k.d. lang

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

Stunning!

Fantastic!

Perfect!

But enough about me.

click below to hear "I Wanna Be Loved By You" by Marilyn Monroe

HARD TON "TIME TO JACK"

HARD TON "EARTHQUAKE"

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

Posting something 

humiliating on your facebook

wall is my new reason

for getting out of bed.

click below to hear "Fuck You" the Fossa Nova Mix
by Lilly Allen

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

When it was that

time of the month,

Binky could

bite your head off

and eat a Twinkie

at the same time.

click below to hear "Twinkie-Lee" by Gary Walker