HARD TON "TIME TO JACK"

HARD TON "EARTHQUAKE"

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

Posting something 

humiliating on your facebook

wall is my new reason

for getting out of bed.

click below to hear "Fuck You" the Fossa Nova Mix
by Lilly Allen

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

When it was that

time of the month,

Binky could

bite your head off

and eat a Twinkie

at the same time.

click below to hear "Twinkie-Lee" by Gary Walker

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

I am only

as strong as 

the martinis

I drink

&

the hairspray

I use.

click below to hear "Midnight & Martinis" by Emma Bunton

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

BECAUSE

CHOCOLATE 

DOESN'T

LEAVE

A WET SPOT.

click below to hear "Wet Dream" by Vanity 6

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

World Peace,

Multiple Orgasms,

and

Fancy Dark Chocolate,

in that order

click below to hear "Chocolate" by Kylie Minogue