"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"

 

"ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK

ACK ACK ACK

ACK ACK ACK."

"My soul was removed to make

room for all this sarcasm."

click below to hear "I Can't Give You Anything But Love" by Lady Gaga & Tony Bennett (Parov Stelar Mix)

"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"

I wake up every morning

in a good mood.

 It's the next

16 hours that

are always iffy.

click below to hear "Angel" by The 2 Bears

"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"

 I'm about to exceed the limits

of my medication.

click below to hear "Satisfaction" by Anna Lunoe

"Binkys Folsom Fair Wit & Wisdom"

My Mouth Tastes

like I made bad

decisions last

night.

click below to hear "My Knight In Black Leather" by Bette Midler

"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"

People rarely say things that

hurt my feelings because I'm

usually thinking about myself

and not listening.

click below to hear "Make-Up" by Hardkiss

"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"

My current good mood

was brought to you by

 the good folks at

Pfizer.

click below to hear "Backfired" (1981 Disco Purrfection Version) by Debbie Harry

"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"

For my birthday this year I want something

sensible...like oven mitts! or maybe a simple

little dress for parties! Of course, then I'll need

Jewelry! but nothing expensive! keep it 

under five carats...so I don't have to 

write a long thank you note!

click below to hear "I've Got Five Dollars" by Anita O'Day