"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"

This vodka tastes a lot like I'm

not going into work tomorrow.

click below to hear "A Girl Don't Have To Drink To Have Fun" by Wanda Jackson.

"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"

I'm not sick, I'm twisted.

Sick makes it sound like

there's a cure.

click below to hear "If You Can't Cut The Mustard (Don't Want You Licking Round The Jar) by Barbara Carr

"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"

I'm like a bank! The more money you deposit...

The more interest you get!

click below to hear "Boss Ass Bitch" by Big Dipper

"Take It Off"

"Prolapse"

"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"

Once I've completely changed you,

we'll be perfect for each other.

click below to hear "Respect"(The Funky Dubstep Mix) by Aretha Franklin

"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"

I encourage my pet's debilitating

separation anxiety in order to 

boost my self-esteem.

click below to hear "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window" by Patti Page