Binkyzooma

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

I'm a big scoop of awesomeness,

covered with delicious,

sprinkled with bad ass,

and topped off with a big

dollop of fucking hot.

click below to hear "Some Like It Hot" by The Power Station

If there was an award for laziness,

I'd probably send someone to pick it up for me.

click below to hear "Lazy" by Marilyn Monroe

My hope today is that

I will be kind to everyone.

My reality is that I will slap the

first Bitch who looks at me wrong.

click below to hear "Slap The Bass" by Ella Fitzgerald

I'm pretty sure that fine line between recreational

use and addiction is the one I just snorted.

Click below to hear (Rehab by Amy Winehouse)

I know me being this pretty
must be hard on you.