Binky's Wit & Wisdom

Men have two emotions,

hungry and horny.

If you see him without an erection,

make him a sandwich.

click below to hear "6', 185, 44 Chest 33 Waist" by Horny Guy


click below to hear "Emotions" by Brenda Lee

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

I'm not a bitch...

I just have a low

Bullshit tolerance.

click below to hear "BULLSHIT" by Ssion

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

Off is the general direction in which

I wish you would fuck.

click below to hear "Don't Fucking Tell Me What To Do" by Robyn

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

Before you diagnose yourself with

depression or low self esteem,

first make sure you are not, in fact,

just surrounded by

assholes.

click below to hear "Bullshit" by Grace Jones

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