Paper Doll Fun With Binky

click below to hear "Paper Doll" by The Clark Sisters


!!! Girls And Boys Get Out Your Scissors And Get To Work!!!

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

One quality I'm not looking 
for in a partner is the ability 
to maintain a virtual farm.

click below to hear "Some Day Ill Be A Farmer" by Melanie

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

I resolve to stop having meaningless 
sex in 2011, so I suggest you 
pay me a compliment 

or get me liquored up 

ASAP!

click below to hear "This Girl's Back In Town" by Raquel Welch

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

GORGEOUS!

( I says to myself.)

click below to hear "Looking Good, Feeling Gorgeous) by Ru Paul


lyrics
woke up this morning, it’s a brighter day
i looked in the mirror, saw a new face
cause i got myself together, steppin’ in time
everything’s better, this day is mine

how do i look? you look good!
how do i feel? you feel good!
how do i look? you look good!
you’re looking good and feeling gorgeous

well, she walks real steady
in her high heel steppers
she got lots of style
she got lots of class

yes i’m confident and self-assured
no holdin’ back, not like before
cause i know what i want, can’t settle for less
not tryin’ to flaunt it, i just want the best

Will this be the year I become less of a

horrible, rotten, rancid bitch, shat from

the bowels of Hell?

No.

click below to hear "Relating To A Psychopath" by Macy Gray


lyrics
hot like hot wings with hot chocolate in hell
cold like in my isolation cell
in the winter
while kissing mr. freeze
take the weather man
and blow him away
love is a desert and i need it to rain
you are so good at keeping me company

you are relating to a psychopath
your role model is in therapy
you must be real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath

noah's elephants are leaving the ark in eights
during the upside of my manic depressive state
crickets sing in 3 part harmony
i try to walk away
i choke and i stumble
i'm flying back so listen close when i mumble
that you are so good at keeping me company

you are relating to a psychopath
your role model is in therapy
you must be real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath

it never adds up when you do your math
you're relating to a psychopath
yes i'm real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath

medication is slow
and it's when it kicks in
that my mind chooses to go
my feel better begins
just when i get attached
it ends
it's insane
so i remain a psycho

1 2 3 4

cartoon figures dance in my head
i said
love is butter won't you be my bread
you are so good at keeping me company

you are relating to a psychopath
your role model is in therapy
you must be real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath

it never adds up when you do your math
you're relating to a psychopath
yes i'm real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath

oh a psychopath

i am demented
my mind is bendin'
my brain is twisted
baby keep me company

you must be a psycho too
love is butter won't you be my bread
that's what i said
psychotic
psychosis
my manic depressive state is great
on the upside
it's the love side

love is butter won't you be my bread
did you hear what i said.

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

See? I told you he was straight.

Straight to the Twin Bed store.

click below to hear "Please Don't Be Gay" by Sharron Alexis

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

A Black President? Gay Marriage?

Don't Ask Don't Tell Repealed!

I hope I've got enough gas to

get back to the fifties.

click below to here "You're Driving Me Crazy (What Did I Do?)"
by Doris Day