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Binky's Wit & Wisdom

I'm changin' my name to Buffet

cuz I know my man

is comin' back for seconds!

click below to hear "Where Life Begins" by Madonna

Lyrics to "Where Life Begins"

Warm inside, yeah
I'd like to direct your attention
To something that needs directing to
A lot of people talk about
Dining in and eating out
I guess that's what this song's about

I know this is not a dining room conversation
And you don't have to listen if you don't have the time
But let me remind you in case you don't already know
Dining out can happen down below

[Bridge:]

Everybody's talkin' 'bout
Wanting that and needing this
I'd just like to know
If you want to learn a different kind of kiss

[Chorus:]

So won't you go down where it's warm inside
Go down where I cannot hide
Go down where all life begins
Go down that's where my love is

Now what could be better than a home cooked meal
How you want to eat it depends on how you feel
You can eat all you want and you don't get fat
Now where else can you go for a meal like that
It's not fair to be selfish or stingy
Every girl should experience eating out
Sometimes when I come home from a hard day at work
I swear it's all I can think about

Colonel Sanders says it best
"Finger lickin' good"
Let's put what you've learned to the test
Can you make a fire without using wood
Are you still hungry; aren't you glad we came
I'm glad you brought your raincoat
I think it's beginning to rain

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

When it comes to

fish and men,

my motto is,

"catch and release"

click below to hear "I'm Gonna Go Fishin'" by Chris Conner

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

Should she whip him into shape

or simply take him for a ride?

click below to hear "Another One Bites the Dust" from the Cast of Glee

How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse

Movies have been warning us for years that once hell fills-up, the dead will walk the Earth. the following advice may save your life in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse.

click below to hear "Zombie Nation" by Kernkraft 400