Saturday, June 5, 2010

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

She didn't need a man...
she had all the peckers
she could handle!
click below to hear "Steady Romance" a mashup feat: (Lady Gaga vs. The Raconteurs)

Monday, May 17, 2010

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

If I 'pop' outside
for a cigarette
enough times,
I end up having
an actual work
day of about an
hour and 45
minutes.
this is just a parody
and does not refer 
to anyone living or
dead that I know.
wink wink nudge nudge.
rhymes with "ho fan"
click below to hear "I'm Down To My Last Cigarette" by k.d. lang

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

Stunning!
Fantastic!
Perfect!
But enough about me.
click below to hear "I Wanna Be Loved By You" by Marilyn Monroe

Friday, April 2, 2010

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

Posting something 
humiliating on your facebook
wall is my new reason
for getting out of bed.

click below to hear "Fuck You" the Fossa Nova Mix
by Lilly Allen