BinkFacts...

Back in Los Angeles, Binky found out that Fox
had offered her a role in "TeenAge Mother"
with the promise of the lead in "The Seven Year Itch"
Unfortunately she didn't get along with the director,
and was suffering from pneumonia, caught entertaining
the troops in Korea. Most critics agree that it is one
of her less successful movies and Miss Zooma
was deeply upset at its lukewarm reception.

click below to hear "I'm Not A Juvenile Delinquent" by
Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

Big dinners make me drowsy...
so let's do the sex part first.

click below to hear "I Don't Want To Walk Without You, Baby" by Mindy Carson

Happy Valentines Day from Binkyzooma

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Jackson Lake Inmates

There simply must be a correlation
between quantity of chocolate purchased
and anal sex permitted.

My true love is out there somewhere
and they can go fuck themselves.

This Valentine's Day,
I'm going to fantasize
I had a very romantic dinner
before masturbating myself to sleep.

click below to hear "My Funny Valentine" by Linda Ronstadt

Romance on the Set?

A Hollywood agent saw a college photo and encouraged Miss Zooma to move to Los Angeles. She did just that and made her TV acting debut on a 1969 episode of I Dream of Jeannie opposite blond beauty-of-the-moment Barbara Eden. A year later, Zooma held the distinction of appearing in the same film as two other sex symbols --Raquel Welch and Mae West. Unfortunately, the film was Myra Breckenridge, which garnered a reputation as one of the biggest cinematic train wrecks in movie history. Binky retreated to television and commercials, one of which found her opposite football great Joe Namath.

click below to hear "Hair Of Spun Gold" by Deena Webster

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

Reality called.
I hung up.

click below to hear "Spacewalkin' the Dog" by Toni Basil

Pee-Wee gets an iPad!!!

Pee-wee Gets An iPad! from Pee-wee Herman

click below to hear "Pee Wee’s Playhouse Theme" by Cyndi Lauper