Binky's Wit & Wisdom

"Smoking, drinking and you.
Two things I love."

click to hear "My Last Cigarette" by k.d.Lang from the album Drag

Joan Crawford: Beautiful Dirty Rich

Jackson Lake Inmates

click to hear "You're Driving Me Crazy" by Temperance Seven

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

"Sometimes I go to Walmart
and laugh at the regular people."

click below to hear "Mr Rockefeller" by Bette Midler from the album Songs For The New Depression

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

Someone suggested I be on Twitter and I said
"I'm ALREADY on
Klonopin, Thorazine and Zoloft"

click to hear "Dirty Martini Recipe" from the album Music for a Bachlorette's Pad.

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

!!!FUCK FACEBOOK!!!
Get off the fucking internet
you fucking neglectful pieces of shit!
your children are starving!
Scoop that filthy litterbox!
and clean your house it smells like shit

click hear to hear "BLAH BLAH BLAH" by Dorothy Shay

Binky's Wit & Wisdom

"I went shopping at Ross and then walked over to Macy's to take a shit."

click to hear Dorothy Shay sing "Mr. Sears And Mr. Roebuck" from the album Here's Dorothy Shay