Please give me your
address so I can send
you a much better
holiday card
than this one.
click below to hear "I'll Be Home For Christmas"
by Linda Ronstadt
Happy Holidays from Binkyzooma
Tuesday, December 23, 2014
Friday, November 21, 2014
Friday, November 14, 2014
"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"
People say love is the best feeling
but I think finding a toilet when
you're having diarrhea is better.
click below to hear "Push" by Dannii Minogue
"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"
The only math I'm good at
is adding insult to injury.
click blow to hear "Smarter" by Jojo Effect
Monday, November 10, 2014
Thursday, November 6, 2014
"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"
Instead of "SINGLE"... I prefer
to say I'm "Independently
owned and operated."
click below to hear "As You Desire Me" by Nancy Wilson
Wednesday, November 5, 2014
Sunday, November 2, 2014
"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"
If my thoughts offend you:
1. I'll keep them to myself.
2. I'm sorry if you're offended.
3. 1 & 2 are lies.
4. Fuck You.
click below to hear "Super Critical Girl" by The Ting Tings
Thursday, October 23, 2014
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"
You know it's gonna be a
good poop when you
get naked for it.
click below to hear "Bang Bang" by Jessie J, Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj
"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"
I'll bet you one unplanned
pregnancy that you are
secretly
pro-choice.
click below to hear "Family Affair" (1971 Disco Purrfection Version) by Sly & The Family Stone. click below to hear "Be My Baby"(The Morning After Mix) by Vanessa Paradis.
Sunday, October 19, 2014
"BinkFacts"
Binky Zooma's Signature Blonde Hair May
Have Helped Kill Her
While,
these days, "platinum blonde" is commonly used to describe hair color,
the term actually wasn't coined until the thirties when Howard Hughes
wanted to come up with a moniker to increase the popularity of actress Binky Zooma. Eventually, his publicity director came up with the
"Platinum Blonde." Back then, Zooma's hair color was almost entirely
unheard of — Hughes even offered up a reward of $10,000 to any stylist
who could match it and no one ever lived up to the task.
While Binky always claimed that her white blonde hair was her natural color,
the truth was that she went through painful weekly color appointments
with celebrity hairstylist Alfred Pagano who once explained the process
thusly: "We used peroxide, ammonia, Clorox, and Lux flakes! Can you
believe that?"
Ammonia and Clorox, when mixed together, creates hydrochloric acid, a
noxious gas that when inhaled can lead to kidney damage. Zooma died of
kidney failure at the age of 26, leading Hedda Hopper at the Atlantic to posit that the toxic hair dying process might have played a key role in her tragic and brutal death.
Binky was forced to stop dyeing her hair a couple of years before she
died — primarily because it all started to fall out — and began wearing
wigs instead. While her hair color — which she attributed to her
success, once saying that, without it, "Hollywood wouldn't know I'm
alive" — can't be entirely to blame for her kidney failure (she was also
plagued with a lifetime's worth of health problems including scarlet
fever, polio, multiple bouts of mange, anorexia and — perhaps most damning —
serious alcoholism) it certainly could have been a contributing factor.
Doctors were forced to shave Zooma's head on her deathbed, which is only one more factor in a horrifically sad scene. From the Atlantic:
When she was bedridden, Clark Gable went to visit her and noticed when he bent over to greet her, "It was like kissing a dead person, a rotting person." This was because she was no longer able to urinate and was now exerting waste through her breath. By then water weight had caused her body to literally double in size.
What a price to pay for fame.
Saturday, October 18, 2014
"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"
I stopped fighting
my demons.
We're on the
same side now.
click below to hear "Die Another Day"(The Bonded Mix)
by Madonna
Thursday, October 16, 2014
"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"
"I expect you to treat me with
the utmost respect unless
of course we're in bed."
click below to hear "Under My Thumb"(The Apple Scruffs Mix)
by The Rolling Stones.
"Boy George - Love & Danger"
Free Fall (Freier Fall) 2013 German with english subtitles
This is the movie that Brokeback Mountain should have been.
This is a very well made
gay film, but what makes it this good are the performances of the two
lead actors, Hanno Koffler & Max Riemelt. Koffler, in particular,
just oozes so much charisma, I am surprised that he has not been noticed
by Hollywood or perhaps he doesn't want to be. But I am being unfair
as Riemelt is equally effective. The story is not a complicated one as
it simply tells the tale of a man coming out and how it effects his life and
those around him. The fact that they are both a part of the police
department & one has a pregnant girlfriend does make it a bit more
problematic. Very touching, always realistic, well filmed and ultimately
sad. I really admired this, but I did not care for the ending primarily
because it did not end the way I wanted it to, but also because it
would be nice to see a gay film not end on an unhappy note. I think the ending indicated that the young policeman had now come out
and would have to prove he was better than everyone else to continue in
his chosen profession.I highly recommend this movie...check it out on netflix.
An added bonus was this video by boy george
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"
Starting Jan. 1st, I plan to stop
drinking, smoking, and having
promiscuous sex. On Jan. 2nd, I
plan to start therapy for
my compulsive
lying.
click below to hear "It's My Life"(MHP Version)
by No Doubt
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"
Some things are
better left unsaid.
That's usually the
stuff I blurt out
right away.
click below to hear "I Put A Spell On You"
by Annie Lennox
"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"
My therapist told me the
way to find inner peace
was to finish things I
had already started.
Today I finished 2
bottles of wine and
a cake...I feel better
already!
click below to hear "I'm Hip" by Sally Kellerman
Sunday, October 12, 2014
"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"
"I'm only interested in you
because you're interested
in me and I'm what interests
me most."
click below to hear "Justify My Love (Orbit Remix) by Madonna
"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"
"At my age rolling out of bed is easy,
its getting up off the floor
that is a whole other story."
click below to hear "Dangerous" by Jennifer Hudson"
"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"
May the bridges
I burn light the way.
click below to hear "Switch" by Nick & Knight
Saturday, October 11, 2014
"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"
"ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
ACK ACK ACK
ACK ACK ACK."
"My soul was removed to make
room for all this sarcasm."
click below to hear "I Can't Give You Anything But Love"
by Lady Gaga & Tony Bennett (Parov Stelar Mix)
Friday, October 10, 2014
"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"
I wake up every morning
in a good mood.
It's the next
16 hours that
are always iffy.
click below to hear "Angel" by The 2 Bears
Thursday, September 25, 2014
"Binkys Wit & Wisdom"
I'm about to exceed the limits
of my medication.
click below to hear "Satisfaction" by Anna Lunoe
Tuesday, September 23, 2014
"Binkys Folsom Fair Wit & Wisdom"
My Mouth Tastes
like I made bad
decisions last
night.
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