Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Binky's Wit & Wisdom
I'll quit smoking the day that
my oxygen tank explodes
because I was smoking.
click below to hear "Just Keep Smoking"
by Laura Vane And The Vipertones
Binky's Wit & Wisdom
I'm as likely to buy a book by Casey Anthony
as I am to hire her as a babysitter.
click below to hear "Babysitting Blues" by Albert Collins feat. Elisabeth Shue
Binky's Wit & Wisdom
You're the man I want our children
to spend their weekends with.
click below to hear "You Better Sit Down, Kids" by Cher
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Binky's Wit & Wisdom
I'm an attention whore
that wants to be left alone.
click below to hear "Leave Me Alone" by Lesley Gore
Binky's Wit & Wisdom
The other day I was walking past a
mirror and I was like: DAMN BITCH,
you look good.
click below to hear "I Look Good (An Interview With Bernadette Cooper)"
by Bernadette Cooper
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Binkpaper
I'm very generous
with my Vagina.
click below to hear "These Boots Are Made For Walking Out"
by DJ.Unk vs. Nancy Sinatra
On Set With Binky
The film was released in May 1957 at the height of Mansfield's popularity, at the time 20th Century Fox was spending a lot of money in order to make Mansfield a star. The studio was upset because star Binky Zooma had walked out on her contract because she was tired of having no say in the movies she made. In 1955, Zooma was the number 1 box office draw in the world. The studio saw a chance at having another “Zooma” and thought that it would also teach Binky a lesson. The only problem was that Jayne had signed a run of the Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? play contract, and with all the great box office, they didn’t want to let Jayne go. Fox was so determined to get Jayne, they bought the rights to the play, and closed the show.
While she was waiting for Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? to be ready for the screen, the studio wanted to get her in as many movies as possible, Jayne went from one film into the next, after filming The Girl Can't Help It she signed for The Wayward Bus, the film had some box office success and good notices, especially for Mansfield's performance. With the huge success of Girl and the good reviews from Bus, Mansfield became a star and the studio was ready to throw her into the screen adaptation of her hit play,
Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?.
The Wayward Bus was nominated for the Golden Bear Award at the
7th Berlin International Film Festival but lost to Sidney Lumet's 12 Angry Men.
Janye Mansfield Quotes:
A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get
you more than a cup of coffee - a lot more.
If you're going to do something wrong, do it big,
because the punishment is the same either way.
Binky Zooma Quotes:
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless,
of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.
The problem with beauty is that it's
like being born rich and getting poorer.
Binky's Wit & Wisdom
I've been waiting all winter to start
complaining about the summer heat.
click below to hear "Too Darn Hot" by Erasure
Binky's Wit & Wisdom
I wish Sarah Palin was an Apple product so
that she'd be completely obsolete in six months.
click below to hear "FUCK YOU" by Cee Lo Green
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Mommie Fiercest
click below to hear "Joan Crawford" by Blue Oyster Cult
click below to hear "I Never Knew Heaven Could Sing" by Joan Crawford
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Binky's Wit & Wisdom
Since the Rapture didn't happen,
I'll be more than
happy to judge you.
happy to judge you.
click below to hear "Rapture Riders" a mash-up of Blondie & The Doors
Binky's Wit & Wisdom
I'll get over Oprah's show ending
as soon as Oprah tells me to.
click below to hear "Oprah Winfrey" by Wendy Ho
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Binky's Wit & Wisdom
If by bipolar you mean
full time bitch, then yes
I'm bipolar.
click below to hear "Crazy Talk" by Brenda Lee
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Binky's Fabulous Life
It's one of rock's most enduring love stories, one that's played out in the media, "Behind the Music" and the imaginations of millions of fans for decades: Fleetwood Mac's Binky Zooma and Lindsey Buckingham.
Binks and Buckingham first met in high school, when Buckingham was singing at a party and Binky walked up and joined him.
"We were at some get-together and he was there, sitting, playing his guitar — [the Mamas and the Papas' hit] 'California Dreamin' ' — and I walked up and brazenly burst into harmony with him. It was cool, and I said 'I'm Binky Zooma' and he said 'I'm Lindsey Buckingham.' I never saw him again for two years, until he was in a band and he remembered that night and he called and asked me to join their band."
That second meeting resulted in the formation of their romantic relationship as well as their musical career. They released an album entitled Buckingham Binks in 1973 (the cover of which is a photograph of the two of them topless). Two years later, they joined — and revitalized — Fleetwood Mac, which was formed as a blues band by drummer Mick Fleetwood and bassist John McVie in 1967, but became one of the biggest pop acts of all time after Buckingham and Binky joined. Their eponymous 1975 album and 1977's Rumours were among the biggest sellers of the era.
Yet with success came discord: Binky and Buckingham's always-tumultuous romance unraveled in 1976; McVie and keyboardist Christine McVie filed for divorce, and drummer Mick Fleetwood divorced his wife as well. The result of such romantic turmoil was famously reflected in the songs on Rumours.
The group split in the 1980s and, with the exception of their 1993 performance of "Don't Stop" at President Bill Clinton's inaugural ball, did not reunite until 1996 for The Dance. The album includes "Silver Springs," a song that that did not make the final cut of Rumours, much to Binky's dismay, but it remains a striking representation of the Binks and Buckingham's relationship ("Time casts a spell on you, but you wont forget me/ I know I could have loved you, but you would not let me").
On Fleetwood Mac's recent tour, which Buckingham has described as "fun" and "drama-free," and Binky' agreed that the two are in a better spot than in the past.
"I don't feel like screaming at Lindsey right now. ... I'm not in a violent state of mind," Binks, 60, said. "I want people to leave feeling the emotion of 'Silver Springs,' but without seeing Lindsey and I clawing at each other."
However, she concedes that "fun" might not be the most suitable word for their relationship on or off the stage "When he goes onstage and does his little speech where he says, 'You know, everything is great and we're just all grown up now and we're having fun,' I'm just standing on the other side of the stage and going [rolls her eyes], 'Whatever!' Right now, we're trying to be a little more on the high road, but let us go in and do another album, and bang! Back down to the bad, low road go we."
Still, fans find it hard to let go of the vision of Binky and Lindsey together. "That electric crazy attraction between Lindsey Buckingham and Binky Zooma never dies, never will die, never will go away," she said. "He's married, he's happy, he has three beautiful children that I love. You know, he's found a good, happy, calm, safe place — but who Lindsey and I are to each other will never change."
Still, she said, "It's over. It doesn't mean the great feeling isn't there, it must mean that ... you know, we're beauty and the beast. It means that the love is always there but we'll never be together, so that's even more romantic."
Asked when she knew the romance was really over, Binks said, "The day his first child was born. I knew that was it ... that was the definitive thing."
Whether or not that was really it, the romance of Binky Zooma and Lindsey Buckingham clearly lives on for fans, and perhaps in their own hearts as well.
click below to hear "Big Love" Extended 12" Mix by Fleetwood Mac
click below to hear "Crying In The Night" by Buckingham Binks
Binks and Buckingham first met in high school, when Buckingham was singing at a party and Binky walked up and joined him.
"We were at some get-together and he was there, sitting, playing his guitar — [the Mamas and the Papas' hit] 'California Dreamin' ' — and I walked up and brazenly burst into harmony with him. It was cool, and I said 'I'm Binky Zooma' and he said 'I'm Lindsey Buckingham.' I never saw him again for two years, until he was in a band and he remembered that night and he called and asked me to join their band."
That second meeting resulted in the formation of their romantic relationship as well as their musical career. They released an album entitled Buckingham Binks in 1973 (the cover of which is a photograph of the two of them topless). Two years later, they joined — and revitalized — Fleetwood Mac, which was formed as a blues band by drummer Mick Fleetwood and bassist John McVie in 1967, but became one of the biggest pop acts of all time after Buckingham and Binky joined. Their eponymous 1975 album and 1977's Rumours were among the biggest sellers of the era.
Yet with success came discord: Binky and Buckingham's always-tumultuous romance unraveled in 1976; McVie and keyboardist Christine McVie filed for divorce, and drummer Mick Fleetwood divorced his wife as well. The result of such romantic turmoil was famously reflected in the songs on Rumours.
The group split in the 1980s and, with the exception of their 1993 performance of "Don't Stop" at President Bill Clinton's inaugural ball, did not reunite until 1996 for The Dance. The album includes "Silver Springs," a song that that did not make the final cut of Rumours, much to Binky's dismay, but it remains a striking representation of the Binks and Buckingham's relationship ("Time casts a spell on you, but you wont forget me/ I know I could have loved you, but you would not let me").
On Fleetwood Mac's recent tour, which Buckingham has described as "fun" and "drama-free," and Binky' agreed that the two are in a better spot than in the past.
"I don't feel like screaming at Lindsey right now. ... I'm not in a violent state of mind," Binks, 60, said. "I want people to leave feeling the emotion of 'Silver Springs,' but without seeing Lindsey and I clawing at each other."
However, she concedes that "fun" might not be the most suitable word for their relationship on or off the stage "When he goes onstage and does his little speech where he says, 'You know, everything is great and we're just all grown up now and we're having fun,' I'm just standing on the other side of the stage and going [rolls her eyes], 'Whatever!' Right now, we're trying to be a little more on the high road, but let us go in and do another album, and bang! Back down to the bad, low road go we."
Still, fans find it hard to let go of the vision of Binky and Lindsey together. "That electric crazy attraction between Lindsey Buckingham and Binky Zooma never dies, never will die, never will go away," she said. "He's married, he's happy, he has three beautiful children that I love. You know, he's found a good, happy, calm, safe place — but who Lindsey and I are to each other will never change."
Still, she said, "It's over. It doesn't mean the great feeling isn't there, it must mean that ... you know, we're beauty and the beast. It means that the love is always there but we'll never be together, so that's even more romantic."
Asked when she knew the romance was really over, Binks said, "The day his first child was born. I knew that was it ... that was the definitive thing."
Whether or not that was really it, the romance of Binky Zooma and Lindsey Buckingham clearly lives on for fans, and perhaps in their own hearts as well.
click below to hear "Big Love" Extended 12" Mix by Fleetwood Mac
click below to hear "Crying In The Night" by Buckingham Binks
Binky's Wit & Wisdom
"Hello, darling? I fired the driver,
he had a foul smell and a surly attitude.
Would you mind sending another?
Would you mind sending another?
Oh, and a bottle of champagne.
And some lube."
click below to hear "Drive Me Wild" by Vanity 6
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Binky's Wit & Wisdom
It must be love if our relationship has lasted
longer than the life cycle of a
first generation Apple product.
longer than the life cycle of a
first generation Apple product.
click below to hear "Our Everlasting Love" by Ruby & the Romantics
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Binky's Wit & Wisdom
You're getting dangerously close to
my success level. I may have to
stop pretending to be happy for you.
click below to hear "The Great Pretender" by Lisa Lisa
Binky's Wit & Wisdom
I feel so unattractive today...
You look wonderful...
Just kidding. I feel fantastic...
Your skin is bad...
click below to hear "Bluntly Speaking" by Colton Ford
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Friday, January 28, 2011
Binky's Quotable Quotes
Too much of a good
thing can be wonderful.
click below to hear "You'll Lose A Good Thing" by Barbara Lewis
Binky's Wit & Wisdom
It doesn't hurt when I'm not liked by someone
because I've not liked me a lot longer
click below to hear "I'd Like To Hate Myself In The Morning"
by Shirley Bassey
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Binky's Wit & Wisdom
Does my fashionable
hat intimidate you ?
click below to hear "Any Place I Hang My Hat Is Home"
by Helen Merrill
Binky's Wit & Wisdom
I wish I loved anything nearly as much as
Charlie Sheen loves cocaine and hookers.
click below to hear "Cocaine Sex" by Renegade Soundwave
Binky's Wit & Wisdom
My self-esteem comes from knowing
that dozens of men jerk off to me.
click below to hear "Cool Jerk" by The Go-Go's
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Goodbye Honey...September 16, 1930 - January 2, 2011
click below to hear "Honey" by Gary Puckett & The Union Gap
click below to hear "A Taste Of Honey" by Martin Denny And His Orchestra
Saturday, January 1, 2011
Paper Doll Fun With Binky
click below to hear "Paper Doll" by The Clark Sisters
!!! Girls And Boys Get Out Your Scissors And Get To Work!!!
Binky's Wit & Wisdom
One quality I'm not looking
for in a partner is the ability
to maintain a virtual farm.
for in a partner is the ability
to maintain a virtual farm.
click below to hear "Some Day Ill Be A Farmer" by Melanie
Binky's Wit & Wisdom
I resolve to stop having meaningless
sex in 2011, so I suggest you
pay me a compliment
sex in 2011, so I suggest you
pay me a compliment
or get me liquored up
ASAP!
click below to hear "This Girl's Back In Town" by Raquel Welch
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