Thursday, December 24, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies Recipe
2 cups of flour
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
Check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
Pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
In the large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar.. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
Cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
Of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
It loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves
A sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can
Find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
Over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas !
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
Check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
Pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
In the large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar.. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
Cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
Of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
It loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves
A sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can
Find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
Over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas !
click below to hear " I'm Always Drunk In San Francisco (And I Don't Drink At All)"
by Miss Nancy Wilson
Friday, December 11, 2009
Jackson Lake Inmates
Happy Holidays from Binkyzooma
click below to hear "dj Binkyzooma's Kitsch 'n Sink Xmas Mix 2009
the track list:
Woodland Critters Christmas - South Park
A Baby Just Like You - John Denver
It Doesn’t Have To Be That Way - Jim Croce
Santa Claus And His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong
867-5309 / Jenny (Christmas Version) - Tommy Tutone
Church Lady Xmas - Saturday Night Live
Jesus Super Freak - Homeless For The Holidaze
Delicious Dish Xmas - Saturday Night Live
All I Want For Christmas Is You - The Motels
Dysfunctional Family Christmas - Saturday Night Live
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus - Kip Addotta
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas - Liberace
Merry Christmas - Judy Garland
Father Knows Best Xmas 1 - Father Knows Best
Chrissy The Christmas Mouse - Donald O’Connor & Debbie Reynolds
Santa Mouse - Jerry Vale
We Wish You a Merry Christmas - Spice Mice
Snoopy’s Christmas - The Royal Guardsmen
Silent Night - Fab Four
Little Drummer Boy - The Tokens
White Christmas - Elton John
Cuz It’s Christmas - Bay City Rollers
The Chanukah Song - Neil Diamond
Christmas For Everyone - Rob Halford
That Christmasy Feeling - Johnny Cash, Anne Murray & Andy Kaufman
Christmas On My Radio - Olivia Newton John
Silent Night - Phil Spector and His Artists
Holiday Greeting - Elvis Presley, The Jordanaires & Orion
May You Always - Harry Harrison
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Kids Say The Darndest Things
Binky's Holiday Wit & Wisdom
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